frog mustard stickers

follow me to see a grown man cry in a wendy's bathroom

stop honking! i'm seasoning my cast iron skillet

gulf of baja blast

i was banned from rainforest café for fighting an animatronic gorilla (i won)

i want my foreskin back

honk if you're insecure about your pepperoni nips too

shhhh i'm sitting on my balls (skeleton)

don't honk! i'm facetiming my cat

nice high beams

you will turn off your high beams (hypnotism frog)

don't honk at me, i'm mewing (chad cat)

disappointed parent of an ice agent

proud contributor to the declining birth rate

real men don’t wipe (i don’t touch man butts)

i have foreseen your divorce (microsoft xp merlin)

stay back, this car stinks

this car was 12 dollars

marcus

piss now, shit later