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i still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a friggin' moron magnet

make orwell fiction again button

hobbies include gardening and hating everyone magnet

you're officially an adult when canceling plans makes you happy magnet

i'm a bit stressed magnet

what does it mean if the holy water sizzles

quack, quack motherfucker!

patrotiotism is supporting your country all the time

some things are better left unsaid…but that never

magnet-i child-proofed my house but they still get in.

magnet: i'm sorry i called you an asshole.

bring back being a decent human being magnet

my weed! fuck magnet

e is for existential dread magnet

overcome this tummy ache magnet

when life gives you lemons magnet

evil alicorn i heart rainbows dark humor magnet

making new friends steven rhodes social skills series magnet

think of how stupid... - magnet