as told by ellie

fart queen sticker

funny july birthday card — only psychos were born in july a2 card

funny mother's day card — nursing home dark humor a2 card

funny april birthday card — only psychos were born in april a2 card

funny sobriety card — sober and badass a2 card

funny birthday card for best friend — happy birthday ya cunt a2 card

funny sympathy encouragement card — it's okay to not be okay a2 card

regulate your dick sticker

i'd rather be sleeping sticker

cat mom sticker

naughty valentine's day card for him — insert your penis a2 card

f the patriarchy sticker

naughty christmas card for husband or boyfriend — all i want for christmas is your penis a2 card

butt cheeks sticker

naughty christmas card for husband or boyfriend — dirty christmas a2 card

naughty christmas card for husband or boyfriend — i'll unload your sack a2 card

don't let any dickbag kill your vibe card

october psycho card

cuss and season heavily print

unserious silly bitch card